Have you ever been tempted to fake your own death just to see if your employer would send flowers to your?

funeral?
Have you ever been tempted to fake your own death just to see if your employer would send flowers to your?
No. I think my employer would though. I have thought about faking my death so that I can start over in another state.
Reply:oh now come on! that would cost way too much money! maybe if i did it in the summer they might go and pick some dandelions
Reply:um NO that's bad karma!
Reply:thats too funny, and no, they wouldnt send any, jerks
Reply:My boss would only put work duties in my grave to do in the afterlife...